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from worst to best: august, september, october, and november mixtapes.
Hi, my name is Helen and I'm a 40 year old man from the Minneapolis / St. Paul area. I post way too many pictures of my cat, Spike. I like beards, coffee, being quiet, Scarlett Johansson, Jon Walker, and The Current. I'm not really promising anything with this blog.
peace guys

peace guys

And the weekend commences.

And the weekend commences.

So Arnold told me he’d get me this for Christmas.

So Arnold told me he’d get me this for Christmas.

tumblrisforfaggots:

great food or greatest food?

The fact that they don’t even taste like brownies or something that is supposedly edible only adds to how fucking delicious these are.

tumblrisforfaggots:

great food or greatest food?

The fact that they don’t even taste like brownies or something that is supposedly edible only adds to how fucking delicious these are.

theaaronis:

Why didn’t someone get me this.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY <3

theaaronis:

Why didn’t someone get me this.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY <3

who the fuck hates austin gibbs

hohohohahahahehehehohohohehahahehohaho

hohohohahahahehehehohohohehahahehohaho

4evr

4evr

Two day week, what up wit dat?!
Epic meeting of NaNoWriMo kids at Perkins on Wednesday? FUCK YEAH

Two day week, what up wit dat?!

Epic meeting of NaNoWriMo kids at Perkins on Wednesday? FUCK YEAH

i want a weave

adventurers:

musicalgraves:

adventurers:

no i’m kidding tho

i’m growing out my hair right past my boobs and then i’m cutting it all off when i get sick of it being long. i want it like helen’s hair so qt

wait, me?

yup

:’) aw thank you